Top 23+ Funny Names Of Horses.

So you have got yourself a horse huh? Now sit tight because finding a good name for your four legged friends is not so easy. Choosing a name for your horse is like trying to pick the best flavor at an ice cream parlor – There are many options. But as you decided to keep a funny name, your work is 50 percent done my friend. For the rest 50 percent we will help you to find.

Trojan Horse – A type of computer malware.

Barry Cade – barricade.

Terry Bull – terrible.

Hay Burner – Slang for a horse that eats a lot.

Mr. Ed – The famous talking horse from the television sitcom of the same name that aired in the 1960s.

Stan Still – stand still.

Chris P. Bacon – crispy bacon.

Mike Roch – My crotch.

Harry Trotter – Harry Potter.

Warren Peace – war and peace.

Al Beback – I’ll be back.

Seabiscuit Jr. – Inspired by the famous racehorse Seabiscuit.

Hugh Jass – sounds Like Huge Ass.

Gift Horse – From the saying “don’t look a gift horse in the mouth” – means to be ungrateful for a gift or to scrutinize something given as a gift.

Anita Bath – I need a bath.

Carmen Getter – come and get her.

Clip Clop – Horse walking sound.

Pony Express – The historical mail service operated in the United States during the mid-19th century.

Dark Horse –  Refers to an unexpected winner or competitor.

Quick Draw McGraw – the name of a cartoon character from the Hanna-Barbera animated television series of the same name, which aired in the 1950s and 1960s.

Horsen Wells – Horsen Wells is a playful play on the name “Orson Welles,” who is the renowned American actor, director, and filmmaker.

Giddy Up – A common phrase used to urge a horse to move.

Horse Power – The unit of measurement.

Choose a name from here so that it puts a smile on your face every time you call it out across the paddock. Make your horse your bestfriend alike. Take care and tata (Goodbye)

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