Philosophical and Absurd Quotes:
“What doth life?”
“A pig’s gotta fly, dog’s gotta die, and a man’s gotta ask: why?”
“A thought crime is still a crime. Just ask any telepathic cop.”
“I am a survivor of my own soul.”
“The mind is a terrible organ to taste.”
“Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?”
“The flame of truth burns me, but I am forever cold.”
“If love is the answer, then you’re asking the wrong question.”
“I ask the questions around here, and the answers as well!”
“My mind is a fortress of impenetrability, yet I have the key.”
Ridiculous and Hilarious Xavier Lines:
“I can see into your soul… and you have a coupon for Arby’s.”
“This baby has the power of an ancient elder god… but still poops itself.”
“The only thing more twisted than my mind is my spine.”
“Are you a real doctor, or just a guy with a stethoscope and a dream?”
“A wise man once said… nothing, because he was wise.”
“My heart beats to the rhythm of the universe, which is on shuffle mode.”
“I once found a portal to another dimension, but all they had was a Chili’s.”
“The true path to enlightenment is paved with dad jokes and nachos.”
“To be, or not to be? That is the question. But what if the question is a lie?”
“My body is a temple… a haunted temple with a gift shop.”
Deep and Fake-Wisdom Quotes:
“Every journey begins with a single step… and ends in a faceplant.”
“The soul yearns for knowledge, but the body just wants snacks.”
“Reality is but an illusion, and my illusions are more real than reality.”
“The road to truth is long, but I took the shortcut through Taco Town.”
“Happiness is just sadness wearing a funny hat.”
“One man’s trash is another man’s destiny.”
“To question is to know. To know is to question. To stop questioning is to work in customer service.”
“My inner peace is at war with itself.”
“The best way to win an argument is to confuse the other person into leaving.”
“I once had an epiphany, but it turned out to be indigestion.”
Completely Random and Insane Quotes:
“I am the alpha and the amigo.”
“In order to find myself, I had to get lost in the weird part of YouTube.”
“Have you ever tried to lick your own elbow? If so, congratulations, you are already enlightened.”
“Life is a sandwich, and I forgot the mayonnaise.”
“I opened my third eye, and all I saw was a rerun of Everybody Loves Raymond.”
“Sometimes I ask myself the big questions… like why do I exist? And why does cheese taste so good?”
“I astral projected once, but my body wouldn’t let me back in.”
“My spirit animal is a confused pigeon looking for bread.”
“I tried to meditate, but my inner voice wouldn’t shut up about pizza rolls.”
“I met God once, and He asked me for spare change.”
“I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet… then I stole his shoes.”
“My chakras are so aligned, even my aura has a Wi-Fi signal.”
“When I die, bury me in a place where the Wi-Fi is strong.”
“I once traveled to the astral plane, but they charged me for carry-on baggage.”
“The universe speaks in mysterious ways… mostly through bad Wi-Fi connections.”
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